This was a short story entry. The only criteria was that it was a complete short story only in conversation. Hope you like it. “Next.” Marco – “Why is it so dark? Where am I?” “You are dead, Sir.” Marco – “Yes, I got that. It happens. That’s not what I asked.” “Oh what joy! The conscious dead.” Marco – “What? I asked you, where am I?” “Where do you think you are?” Marco – “This better not be Hell. I was a good guy!” “Let me guess, Catholic right?” Marco – “Yes. Now where are St. Peter and the pearly gates?” “Why do I always get the religious ones?…